Steph is dead to us for the next few weeks

I've been waiting for Steph to update, because my posts are lackluster compared to hers. But she has finals and two people complained about no updates, so fine.

Can you believe that they cut the lesbian from Americas Next top model last night? I guess that she has a weird face and isn't even close to as pretty as the other girls but I was really hoping they would keep her around, her and Nicole were days away from hooking up. Plus Briana (is that her name?) is so ghetto and such a bitch for stealing Nicole's red bulls. I think that the quiet girl is going to win. jesslyn help me out with a name. And I hope that they cut Jaela next because she looks like a fish and has tiny teeth.

I hate tiny teeth like jimmy Cooper's on the OC. I'd rather have huge teeth or no teeth at all. Oh and Joe how come we don't have a link on the Joe C? We'll be Julie cooper (bitches) or Marisa Cooper (crazies). Gary can be Ryan cause he's from Cicero. All of the western and southern suburbs are Chino to me.

Tonight Gary and I are making chili. Well mainly just Gary s making it, but I'll be entertaining him. So Will or Nick you should come over for a beer. Call Gary.

In praise of Pip

Finally saw that Twillight Zone last night. I had no idea where Pip had come from. Nick explained it to Gary and me. We had a post-beachwood slumber party. cute.

I am headed up to the suburbs tonight.

Who is going to Urbana on Saturday?

Also Ruby, Cindy and Yishai, when are you coming home? Do you have plane tickets yet? Yif where are you going to live?

I take it back

Jeff's profile 307

Our profile has been visited 267 times

that seems like a lot. Of the 10 friends that read this blog, 20 visits each. You people are crazy. Start quoting my blog when you fight with me. Better yet, point out it's mistakes.

Steph when the fuck are you going to update, my posts aren't as good as yours, and where have you been? Elevator gangbangs? Watching Jp fist fuck your neighboor?

Gangbang, fistfuck, I wonder what kind of spam comments we are going to get on this one. retard fag gay lesbo ass tit will doran mouth rape sodomy.

Anyway Nick gets home tonight, I'm excited. The Jesus warrior part hasn't come on Trading Sposes yet, thought that I'd update. Oh jesus, she's begging the other wife to put god in her heart.

sorry about the pointless post, thought it was time to update.

Boosy Painty

Who feels like painting tonight?

I'll buy you beer if you come over and help me first and second coat a wall in my apartment.

I love you friends, Erich and Steph, especially you.

I want to start at 7:30 ish.

KB

The Monster Mash 2

Oh yeah, and JP shaved his beard (as you can see in the pic above.)

The Monster Mash

Pics from Halloween...

JP and I wanted to go as Roseanne and Dan Conner but then we realized that no one would think that was funny (other than me, him, and Tommy).