Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

Dead enough to not blog for 800 years. I know there has been some Steph withdrawal (vomiting and cursing and the like) but I have very little to say, and what I DO have to say, I don't want to share with you fuckers.

But let me ask you this: what's better than starving yourself to lose weight? You guessed it! Fucking with slutty undergrad girls with bad highlights! I've moved up from picking on high school girls with eye patches (she deserved it). Here's the story:

Last night, I was at the Lincoln Park (gross!) library studying for my stupid finals. And you all know the rules about the library...if you get up to go to the bathroom, have a smoke, make a phone call, eat out the librarian, you ask someone nearby to watch your stuff for a few minutes while you take care of your pressing business. So when some prissy girl asked me to watch her stuff (what? your lip gloss, book, and "virginity"...sure I'll watch it), I kindly obliged. TWO HOURS LATER I really really really had to pee, and she was still nowhere to be found. Is this proper library ettiquete? I know that it's clear I've never been to charm school, but come on, this is just ridiculous. Do I really look like that big of a loser that I have nothing better to do than study and watch this girl's worthless shit? So you know what I did? I took the ONE book she had (Earth Science...it's so challenging!), threw it in the nearest trash can, and went home. I hope someone stole her lip gloss too. Probably not though; it was cheap and she obviously had some form of herpes.

Ok ok, I didn't throw her book away. But I did pack up my shit and leave, so maybe (fingers crossed!) someone actually stole something. I should have left the ole college duece on her chair for her, but I didn't have to go.

Pointless rambling? Yes. But the moral of this post is two-fold:

1) No one (including me) blogs anymore and I hate you all for it. Get to it, uncle fuckers!
2) I'm finally posting the pics from the People's Barcrawl. I know it took me awhile, but my old website (myphotoalbum.suckiteatitloveit.com) no longer likes me. It would NOT let me post my pics. (It could probably sense the ones of Tommy's pubes and white, sexy upper thighs.) We just don't connect anymore. There's no passion between us...we're like apples and oranges, gays and lesbians, Tom and Katie, Tommy and all womenkind. So I am taking a page out of the rest of your books and using Picasa. Don't know what it is, but I'm a copycat without a need to justify. So go to this website and enjoy (sorry I'm not fancy pants enough to put the little picture up like Ruby and Yif).

http://picasaweb.google.com/stareffingjones/ThePeopleSBarcrawl