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have any of you checked Voss's blog lately? Are blogs over? Should I get a my space?

I had a bad day

We woke up and our pipes were frozen. That meant no showering, no peeing (which was terrible considering I was still drunk in the morning), and JP left a doozy of a log in the toilet before he realized it wouldn't flush.

So I had to shower at the gym like a hobo. Then I took the train to school and my bag broke. The handles just ripped completely off. Apparently, this bag was not meant to carry a book, despite its hugeness and misleading durable physique.

Then I lost a glove in Barnes and Noble. Today is not a day to be losing gloves because (as the gentleman behind the counter informed me when I asked him if he'd seen a glove) "If you lose a glove, you lose a hand in this weather." Thanks for your kind words, sir. Now fuck off you piece of shit tank and lose some weight!

So I had to buy a new bag. It's a shitty courderoy bag and I'm a douchebag for carrying it but what can I do?

Then as I was leaving somebody threw a snowball at me and somebody else took a picture. It looks like this:




Okay, that didn't really happen. But that picture is taken from DePaul's website and I laughed out loud when I saw it. "Hey! Come to DePaul! We're a Catholic overpriced school and we condone throwing snowballs at your friends and blindsiding them!"

That's all. I'm off to kill myself.