Come to my party!

Directions to the lingerie party at JP's tree farm. Tons of strippers. Don't you want to come? Pun intended.

(Third installment of poopy pictures/crappy candids coming soon...)

From Chicago:
Take 94 to 88 W (88 is a toll road and there are 2 $2 tolls, sorry man)
After about 100 miles, take 80 E (I know, you're thinking East what? But it goes straight south)
80 E turns into 74 E
Get off at exit for 34 W (towards Burlington) (I think this exit is in Galesburg)
Follow signs to stay on 34 W Towards Burlington
You'll cross a bridge (over the lovely Mississip) into Iowa
Take the exit for 61 S (Roosevelt Ave) (I think it's the 4th or 5th exit after you cross the bridge)
Stay on this for 5-10 miles
You'll cross the Skunk River
The first right after the Skunk River is Highway 16 (turn Right here)
You'll be on this for about 2 miles
You'll see a sign on the Right for Augusta
Take a Right at this road (there's a white house on the corner)
2nd Driveway on the Right is the cabin (maybe I'll put some balloons or a hottie with a bangin body out front)


Call me or JP if you get lost. We will be there early on Friday afternoon so come anytime after that. Feel free to bring fireworks, bombs, water toys, beer, condoms, etc.